The Funny Side
| instantGratification: Q: How does an Essex girl do a pregnancy test? "A: You come Wayne?" |
To your left you see a list of sections. Click the heading that interests you to get the list of each page in that section will be displayed. I have to thank my mate Jimmy, who sends me lots of jokes (most are crap!), quite a few of the (not so crap) ones are featured here. Read and enjoy!
| Alcohol | If ever you've gone out, got drunk, and done something stupid, you'll identify with this section. Containing drunken exploits, warnings of behavioural modification, and other handy information, this is a true drinker's guide. |
| Explanations | Sometimes life can be a little baffling. Here, in easy-to-swallow, bite-sized capsules, are a few handy tenets of life explained. |
| Cynicism | Ever get the feeling that events are conspiring against you? You're not the only one (there's me for starters!). However, for those unconverted to the world of the eternally-doubtful, I have thoughtfully provided a few tasty morsels for you to contemplate. |
| Children | "Never work with children or animals" is the showbiz adage. Find out why in this section. |
| Education | The classroom is a breeding ground for knowledge, especially through experimentation. Need I say more? |
| Entertainment | Who says that the entertainment industry should keep us amused by its content alone? Certainly not those who have made the observations contained here: these people take a side-swipe at some of our best-loved entertainers. |
| Football Jokes | Footballers don't tend to be the sharpest knives in the drawer, as this collection goes to show. |
| Golf Jokes | In the twelfth century, when people shouted and beat the ground with sticks, it was called Witchcraft. The same activity in the twenty-first century is called golf. Laugh here. |
| Groaners | Jokes that will make you groan. Trust me on this one. They are howlers! |
| Computing | Let's face it, the world of Computer Science comes in for a fair amount of ridicule, and in a comprehensive selection of funnies, you wouldn't expect me to leave out a whole genre would you? No? You'd be right, I haven't left CompSci out of The Funny Side. |
| Boys vs Girls | Boys and girls are different. Don't believe me? Click and read... |
| Slightly Evil | Things that you probably shouldn't find funny, but may well anyway. You sick individual, you. |
| Animals | Never work with children and animals, so the adage goes. And here are some examples why! |
| Xenophobia | Look, it's not that I don't like foreigners, believe me, I do. But, well, those from other countries do give us many golden opportunities to laugh. |
| Militaria | Register your fighter plane, or indulge in role-playing. It's up to you, but click on Militaria to start. |
| The Workplace | Just because we're at work doesn't mean we can't have a laugh, does it? |
| Jokes | Go here for simple tell-in-the-pub jokes. The only problem is that you may have heard some of them before, especially if your mates know about this site! |
| Miscellany | Obviously, the stuff that won't fit anywhere else, but which is funny anyway. |