The Funny Side

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Q: How does an Essex girl do a pregnancy test?
"A: You come Wayne?"

To your left you see a list of sections. Click the heading that interests you to get the list of each page in that section will be displayed. I have to thank my mate Jimmy, who sends me lots of jokes (most are crap!), quite a few of the (not so crap) ones are featured here. Read and enjoy!

Alcohol

If ever you've gone out, got drunk, and done something stupid, you'll identify with this section. Containing drunken exploits, warnings of behavioural modification, and other handy information, this is a true drinker's guide.

Explanations

Sometimes life can be a little baffling. Here, in easy-to-swallow, bite-sized capsules, are a few handy tenets of life explained.

Cynicism

Ever get the feeling that events are conspiring against you? You're not the only one (there's me for starters!). However, for those unconverted to the world of the eternally-doubtful, I have thoughtfully provided a few tasty morsels for you to contemplate.

Children

"Never work with children or animals" is the showbiz adage. Find out why in this section.

Education

The classroom is a breeding ground for knowledge, especially through experimentation. Need I say more?

Entertainment

Who says that the entertainment industry should keep us amused by its content alone? Certainly not those who have made the observations contained here: these people take a side-swipe at some of our best-loved entertainers.

Football Jokes

Footballers don't tend to be the sharpest knives in the drawer, as this collection goes to show.

Golf Jokes

In the twelfth century, when people shouted and beat the ground with sticks, it was called Witchcraft. The same activity in the twenty-first century is called golf. Laugh here.

Groaners

Jokes that will make you groan. Trust me on this one. They are howlers!

Computing

Let's face it, the world of Computer Science comes in for a fair amount of ridicule, and in a comprehensive selection of funnies, you wouldn't expect me to leave out a whole genre would you? No? You'd be right, I haven't left CompSci out of The Funny Side.

Boys vs Girls

Boys and girls are different. Don't believe me? Click and read...

Slightly Evil

Things that you probably shouldn't find funny, but may well anyway. You sick individual, you.

Animals

Never work with children and animals, so the adage goes. And here are some examples why!

Xenophobia

Look, it's not that I don't like foreigners, believe me, I do. But, well, those from other countries do give us many golden opportunities to laugh.

Militaria

Register your fighter plane, or indulge in role-playing. It's up to you, but click on Militaria to start.

The Workplace

Just because we're at work doesn't mean we can't have a laugh, does it?

Jokes

Go here for simple tell-in-the-pub jokes. The only problem is that you may have heard some of them before, especially if your mates know about this site!

Miscellany

Obviously, the stuff that won't fit anywhere else, but which is funny anyway.