The Deviant Test
Ever wonder how much of a deviant you really are?

Here is the definitive test. Answer honestly, for if you do not, you are only fooling yourself. Click "Learn the Truth" when you get to the end, to see how bad you are. Click Here to check out the categories of Deviancy.

1.

Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?

2.

Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?

3.

Ever tried alcohol?

4.

Ever been drunk?

5.

Ever play drinking games?

6.

Ever fall down because you drank too much?

7.

Ever drink enough to throw up?
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person:


8.

Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?

9.

Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?

10.

Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?

11.

How many times, per week, do you drink?

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12.

Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?

13.

Ever try...

Pot
Hash
Magic Mushrooms
14

Do you do drugs...

Regularly
At least 4 times per week
15.

Ever bought soft drugs?

16.

Ever sell drugs?

17.

Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?

18.

Ever used barbiturates?

19.

Ever used hallucinogens?

20.

Ever used narcotics?

21

Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?

22.

Ever been on a date?

23.

Ever been felt up, groped?
bonus: to orgasm


24.

Ever had sexual intercourse?
bonus: on 1st date


25.

Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?

26.

Ever paid for sex?

27.

Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?

28.

Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favours and succeed?

29.

Ever engage in oral sex?
bonus: to orgasm


30.

Ever engage in anal sex?
bonus: to orgasm


31.

Ever engage in the 69 position?

32.

Ever contract an STD?

33.

Ever had sex without a contraceptive?

34.

Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?

35.

Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?

36.

Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

37.

Ever had sex in a public place?

38.

Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?

39.

Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?

40.

Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification?

41.

Ever used sex toys?

42.

Ever pass out during sex?

43.

Ever been responsible for losing someone else’s virginity?

44.

Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?

45.

Ever bought something in a sex shop?

46.

Ever licked or have someone lick...

an eyeball
toes
ears
47.

Ever have sex with a relative?

48.

Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?

49.

Does necrophilia, paedophilia, or bestiality turn you on?

50.

Ever been arrested?
bonus: If convicted